Saturday, 21 December 2013

Welcome to the Jungle - Guat pt 1

 

The van pierced through the jungle, coming to a stop at checkpoint on the outskirts of the Tikal mayan ruins. The guard, reluctantly lurking from the safety of the guardhouse approached the vehicle, 12 guage shotgun at the ready– you could never be too careful with the banditos in the area– and searched the inhabitants of the vehicle. A fatigued lot of faces squinted back, the flashlight against the blackness of night temporarily blinding the travellers. After a short exchange of grunting and cash between the driver and guard, the van continued forward into the jungle.

The van came to a halt. The group leader, was a short and stocky man, whose face displayed every one of his 52 years. He walked with a limp, probably from an incident with a jaguar, who are said to be re-incarnations of the Mayan leaders murdered during the collapse over 10 generations ago. They stalk the jungle and protect it with ferocious brutality. “Vamos gringos!” ordered the leader, and travellers exited cautiously from the van, unsure of the task awaiting them. They were immediately greeted by the terrifying howls of the howler monkey, and the suffocating embrace of the jungle. It became clear almost instantly that there was hatred in the jungle. The travellers sensed they were not welcome.

The travellers marched through the jungle at a fearsome pace, tripping over the many tree roots which are slowly, but surely, reclaiming the road. As the march continued, the torturous conditions mixed with the deadly effects of dehydration and fatigue started to take their toll – a sprained ankle suffered by one of the group. After the member faced the impossible task of continuing at half capacity, the horrible realisation set in - the needs of the many outweighed the needs of the few. The group, driven mad by the early stages of starvation, synonymous with sunrise tours, agreed that to survive, the group would need to resort to the lowest form of human survival. They would eat this person.

Wow that got way out of control, that’s what sitting on a Guatemalan bus for 12 hours does to ones sanity. That and not having to commit any brain power to licence plate recognition systems – the imagination tends to fill the gap. Anyway we got to our destination unscathed – Temple IV in Tikal just before sunrise. It was amazing, sitting there, listening as the jungle woke up, while watching the ruins of Tikal pierce through the mist as the sun rose.


After descending, we took a tour through the site, definitely the most grand of all the sites we have visited so far. The wildlife was amazing too, we saw Toucans, howler and spider monkeys and our tour guide lured a Tarantula from its lair and let us pat it.

We returned to our hotel in the sleepy town of El Remate. Located on the other side of the Petan lake than Flores, the local tourist mecca, it gave us awesome access to the lake for swimming and kayaking.
 
 
 

From there we said goodbye to our good mates Ryan and Vanessa who have been with us since the start if Belize and moved to the high country, to a town called Lanquin. It was a very tough journey, taking 13 hours in a van that reeked of diesel, but it was well worth it…the countryside is amazing. At this stage we really got the meaning of Guatemalan time. Basically add an additional 50% on any quoted time.


The main feature of the area is Semuc Champey – and it was breathtaking. Its basically a part of the river where the river flows under a massive rock shelf. On the top of this shelf are pools with the most amazing colour of blue I have ever seen. There were also other shenanigans like scurrying through a cave with only candles as light and some awesome jumps.
 
Possibly my favourite photo of the trip so far
 
 
 
 

We stayed in this area for a week at one of our favourite hostels so far, Utopia. Beautiful spot, and only accessable by 4wd. Shaz didn’t like that part very much.

From here, its onto the second half of our Guatemalan trip.

Cheers,

Dave

 
 


 

 

 




3 comments:

  1. Great blog entry mate. Love the first few paragraphs. I want to know more about this guy with the bad ankle. How was he taken out before being consumed for the greater good? Did everyone make it out alive? Did you use his skin hide to sleep in? These are all questions that BearGrills would also need an answer to. The void of licence plate recognition systems does wonders. Love the photo you took (the favorite of yours), looks like your having a blast. Keep up the updates. I'm on the spirit of Tasmania as I write this, also looking for those best suited for my survival should this RSL go down. They're all frail and gamey though.

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    1. Thx mate, yeah the great Guatemalan novel was a bit of fun...re. The guy we had to eat, he was not taken out before he was eaten, I've learnt that suffering moments before death increases deliciousness, sort of like dropping a lobster into a pot and hearing it scream. Everyone else made it out alive. Re skin hides, your all wrong in the head mate...its way too hot to need a new coat in Guatemala.

      Ah yes the void of lpr, what have you been expending brain function on lately...btw, in Chile at the moment, excellent quality plates, all reflective, no personals, lpr Mecca.

      Yeah that photo turned out real nice, its amazing what you can do when you upgrade from a point and shoot.

      How was the rest of your Tassie trip mate, did you make it to cradle? Yeah the laws of the ocean is much like the laws in Guatemala, don't need an emergency to start snacking on people, bon appetite.

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  2. Haha maybe we should get gui to Chile for some accuracy testing. Brain power on all things work related is switched off right now. Only a 3 week break to make most of no brain power but it's great. Currently nursing a new year hangover by sitting on a balcony staring at a lake called GlenMaggie in regional Victoria. Tassie was great but didn't make it to cradle. Did a detour down south to huan valley and went to some caves and hot springs there. Good times

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